My guys have started taking lazy Sunday naps together. I have a picture of them both sleeping, but its stuck in my camera, and I'd have to find the cord, and plug it in, and download, and resize, and I'm just too lazy to do it. Maybe next time. Open eyes are better than closed ones... atleast in pictures.

TOPIC OF THE WEEK: Crappy daycare. What does a mama have to do to find at very least DECENT?! daycare? The following offenses have been noted:

1. A trip to the DMV without permission. Aside from the horrible possibilities that could have occurred, I don't want to let Ethan in on the fact that miserable people work at the DMV. We're done with her.

2. Sleeping babysitter. Now on this one, I think I'm offended on behalf of the OTHER children that weren't being attended to. My little lump was asleep next to the big lump that was SUPPOSED to be caring for otherchildren within her "playhouse"... "my child's home away from home"... malarky. I have a better one: " you pay me lots of cash and i'll let your kids play alone while i sleep." Just tell the truth, ya lump.

3. 14 month old witnessed surfing on an office chair with wheels while, you guessed it, unattended. I'm done with her.

ENTER STAGE LEFT DOING THAT FUNNY TAP DANCE MOVE: Sunbridge Early Learning Center. They're gonna get me in on Monday. They have internet cams in all the rooms and have had to send a flyer out to parents to not stay on them all day long 'cause they're slowing down the system. They may have to ask me more than once. 4 babies per room, consistent teacher... and they don't feed them juice. OH! I forgot to mention offense number 4: " Oh! I forgot if we had talked about that this morning (we had)... I gave him some juice and he LOVED IT!" Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. My friend Jill talks about her Mama Cat alter ego that comes out when people mess with her kids. I'm there. Hopefully Sunbridge will be our savior. AND, they are connected to a therapy joint that could use speech therapists. AND, if I work full time for them, they give away daycare at half price. Maybe this is our ticket.

THIS JUST IN: Dad, PawPaw, Rooster.. whatever you want to call him was JUST. INTERVIEWED. BY. THE. TOOLBELT. DIVA. ON. SIRIUS. RADIO !!!?? He's FAMOUS! And his tile recipes are going to be as sought after as the spices in KFC extra crispy!

Back to the star of our show... Ethan is, obviously, gaining weight. He's got fatroll bracelets on both wrists and a gobbler that catches milk, fuzz, lint, and much much more. He likes to keep his pacifier behind his right ear instead of in his mouth, which I suppose is fine.

I can't think of anything else to report, and my dinner just walked through the door. Love love! E, E, S